So last week we spent pretty much the whole of Megaten Monday in a bathroom. Somehow I kind of doubt that this week is going to be as awesome sauce as that one was but we’ll see.
Ooh looks like the gym is members only. Well fortunately Ulala (Maya’s roommate) has been trying to get her to work out for quite some time now. So she has a recommendation for the place. Today (entirely on a whim) Maya decided to take her up on that and look around the place. Sometimes I guess it’s good to have connections.
Ironically there actually is a chain out there called Gold’s Gym……No seriously, I lived like ten minutes from one before moving to nowhere.
Of course we also get to meet the infamous roommate here. This is Ulala Serizawa. Characterized by her extremely unusual hair and infamously bad luck with men.
So Maya explains the situation to her doubting Thomas of a friend. Why on Earth would there be bombs in a gym? I’m kind of with Ulala it doesn’t really make much sense. Then again though neither did the office building. Random acts of terrorism rarely make sense though I guess. Ulala decides to ignore it and go back to her punching bag. Well don’t blame me when you get blown up.
Ok, ok I’ll admit finding a bomb hidden away in the very punching bag that she’s laying waste to is funny. More amusing yet is that Eikichi (the bright little cookie that he is) still can’t recognize a bomb on sight.
Here we go again. So now we have verified the location. I was pretty sure of this one right from the get go though.
Of course a panicked employee overhears all this and sees the bomb. Time for an evacuation…you know I love the fact that three for thee now no one has tried to get the party to evacuate…..
So exploring I found various random traps. I thought it was pretty funny that Zen went out of his way to push Maya out of the way, but was more then willing to let a pile of exercise equipment fall on Eikichi.
This dungeon was honestly ridiculously easy. The transmitter and riddle were hidden away in a locker.
Also in this room was a really ordinary looking guy. He ran away as soon as he saw us coming. Some guard….oh god I hope it’s not another trap.
So we finally catch up to creeptoid back in the room we started at. I really love pounding in the faces of these masked circle guys. It always seems really fulfilling.
I don’t know if I’ve mentioned it at all yet, but I really love it when they give us this little thought insight on the villains. It makes it that much more awesome to know they aren’t misunderstood baddies. Each and everyone of them has had it coming to them.
Before we have a chance to smash this guy’s face into the ground though Ulala comes back. Stolen wedding money…..oh god she’s gonna kill this guy……I really wanted that Exp……..
Of course we need the peanut galleries take on this…..maybe you should let this be a lesson….don’t screw with chicks who box. If she can break you over her knee don’t do it…..
Did he just by default call me beautiful too…?
Wait…that’s not a riddle. It’s a challenge. We are being very deliberately called out. Oh what fun!
Who cares if it’s a trap! Ulala robbed me of my boss fight exp dammit! I thought I’d get something at least. Ixquic had freaking Belphegor with her as well as a legion of masked circle cultists. I don’t care about King Leo I want my boss fight!
Right right…..at least I can probably get good exp for beating the hell out of Leo….
Onward to next Megaten Monday….and I’ve got a feeling…it’s going to be a doozy!